The Corn Disease

Some 9,000 years ago, farmers in southern Mexico first domesticated a type of grass which eventually became the grain we now all call corn.  Thanks to it being easy to grow and having high yields, corn quickly spread across the Americas, becoming the staple food supply for countless Native Americans.  When Europeans first arrived in the Americas, they at first avoided corn, believing that they were technologically superior because they ate a wheat based diet, which makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.  However, over time they eventually gave up on such high ideals, bringing it back to Spain where it quickly spread to Italy, West Africa, and then across Europe and eventually the world.

Though corn was eventually widely grown around the world, it was not seen as a staple crop for many centuries.  This began to change as the increasing world population made it more difficult for people to grow enough food.  In the late nineteenth century, many areas in Europe switched completely from wheat to corn, taking advantage of the yellow grain’s higher yields, with northern Italy especially taking advantage.  While things at first seemed to work out just fine, in the 1880’s an epidemic of some new and terrible disease broke out, infecting hundreds of thousands of people.  The disease started with people developing a terrible rash and diarrhea, and ended with dementia and death.  So you know, not really that great of a situation. The scientists of the time, not being complete idiots, noticed that the disease, which they called pellagra, based on some Italian words, only affected those who had switched over to a corn diet.  As a result, they decided that the corn must have some toxin in it that made people sick if too much was eaten.  This was somewhat confusing given that the Native Americans had been eating large amounts of corn for centuries, but the scientists just basically declared “eugenics” and went with it.  This led to a decline in corn consumption and a campaign to end the planting of corn in France.

While all of this was going on in Europe, people in the United States continued to eat corn as happy as you please, with little to no ill effects.  However, this all changed in 1902, when pellagra appeared in the South.  By 1906, it was full blown epidemic, affecting hundreds of thousands of people and killing tens of thousands each year.  The sudden outbreak stumped scientists because it made no damn sense.  The people in the South had long used corn as a staple in their diet; the Southern diet of the time mostly involving cornmeal, meat, and molasses; and the pattern of infection seemed to affect certain groups at random.  The most common groups to get pellagra were the poor, orphans, prisoners, and people in mental institutions, with women being especially susceptible.  To further confuse things, the disease was not found in other nearby groups, such as prison guards.

Though the pellagra epidemic was killing thousands of people every year, the U.S. government didn’t get around to doing something about it until 1915.  Backed by government funding, a man named Dr. Joseph Goldberger, began to study pellagra, and not being a complete idiot, quickly connected the problem to a diet too dependent on corn.  Dr. Goldberger showed that eating less corn could cure pellagra, a declaration the Southern politicians reacted to by telling him to fuck right off.  The people of the South were already dealing with widespread poverty and stereotypes about them being lazy idiots, so the added on idea that they had terrible diets was just a little too much for the Southern leaders to swallow.  As well, the majority of poor people in the South lived on small plots of land, and the only way they could feed themselves was by growing corn.  Even if the politicians had been supportive of change, it wasn’t like anybody had the money to improve diets, given that the South was poor as shit and the U.S. government had no interest in helping them out.

Undaunted, Dr. Goldberger continued his research to try and identify exactly what needed nutrient was missing from the Southern diet.  Unfortunately, he died in 1929 without figuring it out.  However, in 1937, other scientists connected pellagra with a niacin deficiency.  As it turned out, Native Americans had long soaked their corn in lime because if they didn’t the body was unable to digest most of the niacin in corn, something they had forgotten to mention while they were dying of Old World diseases and being murdered for their land.  As well, the outbreak in the U.S. could be tied to the introduction of a new corn milling process in 1900 called degermination.  By removing a part of the corn kernel called the germ, corn would last much longer in storage, but at the loss of all the nutrients in the germ, including niacin.  This loss was just enough to tip the balance and cause the pellagra outbreak.  Finally, women were more susceptible because the estrogen in their bodies limited niacin intake.  In 1938, the U.S. began a program of fortifying various foods with niacin, which resulted in the end of pellagra as a public health risk.

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Worms of the South

Quick, if somebody asked you to describe stereotypes for people from the South, what would you say?  Did you say dumbass lazy uneducated hicks?  Well congratulations, you’re a fucking terrible person.  Wait you might answer, look at all of this data I looked up on my phone showing the southern states have some of the highest poverty rates and lowest test scores in the nation.  Good for you, but did you ever stop and wonder why things are that way?  No?  See, like I said, terrible person.  Well, strap in buddy, it’s time for a little edumacating.

Though you can certainly find a few nutjobs, most people can agree that the end result of the Civil War was a good thing.  The United States remained a single country and slavery was no longer a thing.  However, just because overall something is good, doesn’t mean that some of the finer details can’t be shitty.  For instance, it should really be no surprise that the Civil War really fucked up the South.  The combination of the Union armies burning everything they could get their hands on, large amounts of property being seized without compensation, and a good chunk of the population of working age men being killed, led to a complete economic collapse.  To which the U.S. responded by pretty much saying, “fuck you, you got what you deserved, good luck with all that.”  A significant portion of the southern population, white and black, was left poor as hell, by which I mean being able to read was seen as a rich man’s trait and things like wearing shoes and not shitting in the woods were considered luxuries.  So you know, not good.

Well, fast forward to the start of the twentieth century, and large parts of the South were still just as bad as they had been at the end of the Civil War.  Even as the United States went through an economic boom, the South stubbornly remained behind in all areas of development.  Given that it had been forty years since the war, the educated masses of the time just kind of decided that the South was still poor as shit partly due to their backward way of thinking, but more importantly because they were just plain genetically inferior, this being a time when the idea of eugenics was all the rage.  After all, anyone traveling through the South was sure to see thousands of slack jawed yokels, hunched over on porches, scratching their pot bellies, and staring at nothing.  Sure, there were some up and coming people down there, but most were idiots.  Well, one doctor from New York, a man named Charles Stiles, didn’t think genetics was the reason.  In 1902, he did some actual scientific research, and lo and behold he discovered the culprit.  A little parasite called a hookworm.

The hookworm is an interesting character who infects people by hanging out in the grass waiting for somebody to step on it.  Once stepped on, the hookworm burrows its way into your foot, starts drinking your blood, and then releases its eggs back into the wild via your shit.  Funny thing about hookworms, since they drink copious amounts of blood, people suffering from them often develop symptoms like insatiable exhaustion, trouble thinking, hunched shoulders, and distended bellies.  Symptoms can be even worse in children, with stunted growth and delayed cognitive development commonly occurring.  You can probably see where this is going.  Dr. Stiles discovered that 40 percent of the Southern population was infected with hookworms.  The parasite, native to Africa, likely was brought over by the slave trade, where it thrived in the warm moist climate of the South.  It was especially prevalent in poor rural areas where a combination of people going barefoot, poorly built outhouses, and free roaming livestock created perfect conditions for hookworms to spread, all things that became extremely common after the Civil War.

So, problem solved.  Not really.  The Southerners, already living with the stigma of being lazy idiots, didn’t really appreciate the added stigma of being riddled with parasites.  Real attempts at eradicating hookworms didn’t begin until 1909, thanks to funding from the billionaire John D. Rockefeller.  Doctors roamed the countryside, letting people peer through microscopes at their own shit, handing out free medicine, and giving tips on ways to avoid infection, such as wearing shoes and building better outhouses.  Unfortunately, Rockefeller’s efforts only lasted five years, because rich people get bored easily, and though other programs continued the fight, hookworms would remain an issue in the South for decades, not really being brought under control until indoor plumbing and wearing shoes became common place by the 1950’s.  Given that this was the United States in the twentieth century, it should go without saying that campaigns to eradicate hookworm mostly focused on the white population, which wasn’t all that great for the black population.  A population which not only had to deal with a bunch of shitty segregationist laws and policies keeping it poor as shit, but also increasingly the stereotype that they were all lazy idiots, you know, just like the Southern whites had until someone started getting rid of their hookworms.  Yeah, that’s where that fun little stereotype came from too.  By 1985, hookworms were all but gone from the South.  Today, it’s one of the fastest growing economic areas in the country.

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Anita Somebody to Listen

In 1991, President George Bush the Elder got the opportunity to nominate a second Supreme Court justice during his term of office, a move that pundits claimed would surely swing the court into a conservative madhouse that would likely completely demolish all that the liberal left held near and dear.  It goes without saying that Bush faced a bit of an uphill battle, what with the Senate being controlled by the Democrats at the time, so he decided to throw his opponents a curve ball of conflicting ideals.  The person Bush nominated was named Clarence Thomas, a conservative black man who though once having been the head of the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC), the government body tasked with fighting discrimination in the work place, had a long record of criticizing affirmative action.  He was also seen as an opponent of abortion for some reason, though at the time he had never been quoted on the topic.  Overall Clarence was also a bit of a strange choice given that he had only served as a judge for sixteen months, but Bush figured that they could use Clarence’s reputation as being an all around good guy to get past that little problem.  Despite declarations by opponents that it would be a bloody brawl, Clarence’s confirmation hearings were pretty tame, with most questions centered around whether or not he thought of himself as a libertarian.  With no smoking gun beyond the fact that he was a conservative, Clarence’s opponents really had no way to stop him, and as the hearings wound down it was considered certain that he would get Senate approval.

That all changed when Anita Hill entered the picture.  Anita was a former employee of Clarence’s who had worked with him a decade prior in the Department of Education and the EEOC.  Anita, along with most people who had worked with Clarence, had been interviewed by the FBI as part of the nominee’s background check.  Though Anita had told the FBI that Clarence had sexually harassed the shit out of her, the information was not disclosed to the public, at least until near the end of the hearings when some mysterious person for totally no political reason whatsoever leaked it to the press.  Clarence’s opponents lost their collective shit and the hearings devolved into a crazy ass circus with some demanding Clarence’s nomination be blocked because he was a sleazebag and others declaring Anita to be a lying bitch.  Eventually, the FBI was forced to reopen its background investigation into Anita’s claims, and she was invited to testify.

Anita’s accusations did not paint Clarence as an all around swell guy.  Anita stated that the harassment had happened over a two year period, starting with Clarence asking her out on dates, and when she refused, devolving into weird sexual comments.  These ranged from talking about pornographic films showing group sex and bestiality, to very detailed descriptions of how awesome Clarence was in bed and what shape he preferred a woman’s ass to be.  However, by far the strangest claim involved Clarence asking Anita if she had a put a pubic hair on his can of Coke.  Clarence was given a chance to refute such claims, which he did, adding in the idea that Anita’s testimony was all just a crazy conspiracy cooked up by Democrats who only wanted a black person to succeed in politics if he fully agreed with their agenda.  Both sides marched out further witnesses to testify to the good character of both Clarence and Anita and both sides attacked those they saw as countering their view of what had happened.

Despite resulting in several Senators having to utter the porn star name Long Dong Silver on the record, in the end the whole thing boiled down to a he said she said situation.  Though there was a second woman claiming to have been harassed, she was never called to testify.  The Democrats believed that the second woman was a less reliable witness since she had been fired by Clarence for misconduct.  Doubts were also raised about Anita given that she had chosen to follow Clarence from the Department of Education to the EEOC, which Anita stated was due to her believing in her work and the false hope that the harassment would end.  In the end, the Senate approved Clarence by a vote of 52-48, the closest Supreme Court appointment in a century.

In the following years, more women came forward to accuse Clarence of sexual harassment or to corroborate the accounts of other women, but it was too late.  However, the public outcry over the whole mess was too great to ignore. The accusations had turned sexual harassment into a nationwide discussion.  Within months of Clarence being appointed to the Supreme Court, President Bush signed a bill giving victims of sexual harassment the right to sue the shit out of their harassers.  Harassment complaints filed with the EEOC shot up 50 percent and companies around the country started requiring sexual harassment training.  The next federal election in 1992 resulted in a significant upsurge in the number of women in Congress, a trend that has continued to grow to this day.

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