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About
News
Books
Benito
They Should've Told You At The Door
The Lost Art of Initial Messaging
The People's Republic of 47th & Long
Papaya
The Uncanny Valley
Trials and Tribulations
Senseless Sensibilities
The Man In The Sodden Cap
Stumptown
An Unsated Thirst
Short Stories
Professor Errare
Who Is Professor Errare?
Professor Errare Presents
You Don't Know History
Stuff You Should Know
Random History
And Then What Happened
40 American Jackasses
46 Jerks And Counting
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Shawn Campbell
November 29, 2023

Santa Claus is Not Coming to Town

Shawn Campbell
November 29, 2023

(Sung to the tune of Santa Claus Is Coming to Town)

You better watch out, you better not cry,
You better not pout, I’m telling you why,
Santa Claus is dead!

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