I've gotten my first ever troll (one that I don't even know) on a short story that was posted publicly on my Facebook page for all the world to see. For the first time in my life I truly feel like a real writer.
The original post was made on January 12 regarding a story I wrote called Picnic appearing in Tin House. Here is the jist:
"Shawn ... Really not sure how to say this ... BUT short of the most IDIOTIC MOTHER FUCKING STUPID person I have had the opportunity TO NEVER MEET, You, my useless child, ( because your statements remind me of a 3 yr old ) should maybe, (and I say it slowly because I'm not sure you can read fast) get rid of your beer fridge and GROW THE FUCK UP."