Bretton What Now?

Prior to World War II, most of the world's major currencies were based on the gold standard, meaning that if you had a dollar bill in your pocket, you had the right to turn it in for an equivalent amount of gold.  You've probably heard of it before, most likely from an off kilter uncle who is constantly advising you to de-bank before hyperinflation kicks in.  Under the gold standard, the only way a country was able to increase its supply of money was either via digging more gold out of the ground, hence why gold rushes were such big deals, or via trade.  For a long period of history all trade was done with gold.  However, people quickly got sick of lugging it around, due to it being heavy as shit, and instead came up with the idea that they could just carry around pieces of paper that represented the gold.  Hence paper money was born.  By the early twentieth century this caused a huge debate amongst economists, which was likely every bit as exciting as you imagine it, with some claiming the gold standard was needed since money needs to be based on something solid and real, and others saying that gold was just a stupid shiny rock which we had decided was valuable, so we might as well save ourselves some time and just use paper with dead guys pictures on it instead.

By the 1920's, most countries were working off of a system where paper money could be traded in for a set amount of gold held by the government.  When the Great Depression hit, many countries attempted to boost trade by declaring that an ounce of gold could buy an increasingly large amount of their paper currency, which was pretty sweet for those with gold, but pretty shitty for those who had paper money.  This caused many people to hoard gold, which forced the governments to declare gold could buy even more of their paper money, which continued in a complete shit cycle that ended with many countries running out of gold, forcing them to abandon the gold standard.  Then came World War II, which completely fucked up the works, given that killing large amounts of people can get rather expensive.  Luckily for the Allies, the U.S. was more than willing to sell them all the guns and bombs they wanted, with the caveat that they had to pay for the means of death with gold.  What all this means is that by the end of the war pretty much the entire world was off the gold standard, and even if they wanted to go back, it was impossible, given that the U.S. pretty much had all the gold.  Most of the world economy was running entirely off of people believing little pieces of paper had value, and that made many people decidedly nervous.

To decide what to do next, the western world sent its most learned men (this was the 1940's and sexism was strictly enforced) to a fancy hotel in a little bum fuck town in New Hampshire called Bretton Woods.  The mission of these men was to create a new world monetary system to replace the gold standard.  You know, no big deal.  The top minds of the world agreed that the best thing to do was to create an international currency.  However, the U.S. was not really down with the idea, and since they had all the gold and therefore didn’t have to give any fucks, they instead forced everyone to go along with a system where all the other currencies were pegged to the U.S. dollar, which was the only currency still convertible to gold.  This in essence switched the basis of global trade, and therefore the global economy, from gold to the U.S. dollar.  The unhappy delegates called this new system the Bretton Woods System, because when your designing the new world economy you might as well name it after the hotel your staying in.  Exactly how stupid this all was became apparent rather quickly.   

The first problem that reared its ugly head was the fact that nobody had dollars.  The U.S., thanks to being the only major industrial nation to not be devastated by the war, was a huge exporter, which meant it was taking in dollars, not sending them out.  To solve this problem, the U.S. began huge foreign aid programs, starting with the Marshall Plan, giving away what amounted to billions of dollars.  Now you might think this sounds weird, because it was.  However, this gave the U.S. unprecedented world power throughout the 1950's and 1960's.  If a country wanted to participate in the world economy they needed U.S. dollars to trade.  However, the only way to get U.S. dollars was to receive U.S. foreign aid, which meant that the country damn well better do whatever the U.S. told them to do.  The second problem was that though the U.S. dollar was pegged to gold, the metal was still traded freely on an open market, meaning that if the U.S. experienced an economic slowdown, people could simply claim gold from the U.S. government at a set price and then sell it for more on the open market.  Over time this became a common practice for the nations who were sick of getting bossed around.   

What happened next is complicated in a way that gets economists all hot and bothered, but puts everyone else to sleep.  As the world moved through the 1960's, global trade became increasingly competitive, which in turn led to a slowdown in the U.S. economy.  At the same time, the American government spent a shit ton of money on the Vietnam War and generous social programs at home, making less available for foreign aid.  This led to a deterioration of the U.S. gold reserve, which made it impossible to maintain the exchange rate between the dollar and gold.  In 1971, the U.S. went off the gold standard and the Bretton Woods System collapsed.  Today, the world economy is based on everybody believing that little pieces of paper with dead people printed on it have value. 

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Last Person Standing

For a lot of people, the 1950's and 1960's are touted as some kind of American golden age.  U.S. manufacturing was at its peak with exports galore worldwide, widespread union membership kept wages high enough to ensure a healthy middle class, and the U.S. government was well enough funded to pump huge amounts of money into education and the sciences.  Yes, it was truly a golden age, as long as one ignores the rampant racism, sexism, and pollution.  However, we're not here to talk about those bad things, we're here to talk about how that world was created, not by American exceptionalism, but by pure dumb luck.

At the start of the twentieth century, nobody considered the United States a super power.  Rather, it was more of a strange land across the ocean full of well off hicks.  Real power rested in Europe, with the old industrialized super powers of Britain, France, and Russia, facing off against rising stars like Germany and Japan.  These nations dominated trade in the world, as well as wide swaths of territory in order to guarantee their access to the natural resources needed to feed their industrial machines.  Thanks to its abundance of natural resources, the U.S. had little aspiration to expand beyond its sphere of influence.  Though increasingly industrialized, most of the goods the U.S. manufactured were consumed by its own relatively large population.  For the industrialized nations of Europe, the U.S. was not seen as a rival, but rather a good place to invest money. 

This view first started changing during World War I.  As Europe shifted its focus from manufacturing goods people around the world wanted to buy to weapons to kill each other with, a hole was left in the global economy which the U.S. gladly filled.  U.S. industry expanded rapidly, starting an economic boom that lasted until a little something called the Great Depression just took a big shit on everybody.     

That might have been it for the idea of U.S. exceptionalism, but luckily it turned out that the nations of Europe weren’t ready to stop beating the crap out of each other.  The outbreak of World War II again created a hole in the global economy as Europe concentrated its manufacturing toward murdering people, a hole the U.S. was more than happy to exploit again.  However, this time around, things got pretty out of hand.  By the end of the war, pretty much every industrialized nation in the world that wasn’t the United States was totally and completely fucked up.  With millions of people dead, and their industrial capacity bombed back to the stone age, the old superpowers were all out of the game.  The only major industrial nation to come out of the war unscathed was the good old U.S. of A., with the Soviet Union a distant second (hence the whole Cold War thing). 

It cannot be emphasized enough how World War II completely altered the economic landscape of the world.  With nobody else to compete with them, the U.S. basically became the manufacturing center of the western world.  Exports poured out, money poured in, and the U.S. economy went crazy.  When the returning American G.I.’s joined unions and demanded better pay, the companies gave in pretty much without a fight.  Part of it was because you don’t want to fuck with a whole generation of men with military training, but it was also because it just didn’t matter.  The companies were making so much money that they could afford to be generous to their workers.  The middle class grew by leaps and bounds, and the entire idea of what we today call the American Dream was born.         

Well, fast forward a couple of decades and things began to change.  Europe and Japan finally recovered from the war and started being major competitors again on the world market.  Other developing nations began to emerge as well.  The U.S. found itself no longer the only player in town.  It was the beginning of the end for the golden age, a decline that stretched itself over decades.  The U.S. shifted from an exporter to an importer.  Its power over the global economy became based no longer upon its ability to produce, but by its ability to consume.  Other countries slowly but surely took its place, countries where the workers were more desperate and nobody cared if a river or two caught fire.  The so-called good times faded away.  A bountiful time created by the dumb luck of being the only major player to come out of the worst war in world history relatively untouched.

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Tires of Genocide

The first modern automobile was invented in the 1870's, but the idea didn't really catch on.  I mean sure, it was probably a hell of a lot of fun tooling around in one of those bad boys, not having to stare up the wrong end of a horse, but not everything was golden.  For one thing, once you got the damn contraptions up to speed, it damn near shook you and your passengers to death.  Such shit happens when you go too fast on wheels made of metal or wood.  For nearly twenty years, early motorists put up with this shit, until finally some bright bulb came up with the idea of slapping some rubber on the wheels.  Well, the idea caught on, automobile popularity went through the roof, and the rest is history.

Good, we're already done.  What's that?  Nope?  Okay.  Anyways, the huge new demand for cars with rubber tires unsurprisingly caused a huge spike in demand for rubber.  Prior to the invention of the tire, rubber was mostly used for crap like erasers, rubber bands, balloons, and other such shit.  Rubber is harvested by tapping rubber trees, which yes, pretty much works exactly the same as tapping maple trees for maple syrup.  If you have no idea how that works, look it up.  Anyways, throughout most of the 1800's, the only source for rubber in the world was Brazil, who guarded their monopoly as jealously as a so-so looking guy with a damn hot wife.   Anyone caught trying to smuggle rubber tree seeds out of the country was arrested and threatened with execution.  This monopoly eventually ended when a British businessman, because when something of extreme economic importance got stolen in the 19th century it was always by a British businessman, smuggled out a bunch of seeds and began to plant them across the British colonies in South Asia.  However, even with these new sources of rubber, there was not enough to meet the booming demand for tires, and as a result rubber prices shot upward faster than old timey people could say, “hey did that fucking British guy just steal my seeds.”     

It was around this time that it was discovered that rubber could also be harvested from a certain type of vine that grew in the Congo, a million square mile area owned by King Leopold II of Belgium because he wanted to get in on the whole grabbing up parts of Africa thing that was all the rage at that time, and up until the whole discovery of the rubber vine nobody else really wanted it.  Now when I say it was owned by King Leopold, I don’t mean it was owned by the kingdom of Belgium, I mean good old Leopold personally owned it.  Now Leopold was a fairly simple soul, only really loving money and screwing sixteen year old prostitutes.  With the sudden boom in the rubber market, the Congo proved to be the perfect source for one, which of course could then be used to get the other.  Not being the type to miss out on an opportunity, Leopold of course took full advantage of the situation.  Now if your first thought is that this probably led to a great economic boom for the area, then buddy, you have no idea how these stories usually work.     

It should probably be understood at this point that one problem with rubber vines is that the cost of production is higher than that of the traditional rubber tree.  Leopold solved this little problem by simply turning the entire population of the Congo into a veritable slave society.  The people who lived in the Congo were divided into numerous tribes, many of which didn’t like each other.  Leopold picked certain tribes, pretty much at random, and used them to form the Force Publique, an official sounding entity tasked with organizing the local labor pool.  Given the history of animosity between the tribes, this of course led to widespread enslavement and the whipping, beating, and murder of any who resisted.  This in turn led to twenty years of unending warfare, which Leopold dealt with by giving his Force Publique tribes special privileges, which is a nice way of saying he gave them a bunch of guns and paid a bounty for any killed insurgents.  The way the bounty was collected was by bringing in the severed hands of the dead.  It didn’t take the members of Force Publique long to realize that one hand looks pretty much like any other, so they began to kill people indiscriminately.  This eventually stopped, but only because it was realized that bullets were expensive and that it was much easier just to cut off people’s hands, which became the common punishment for anyone who failed to deliver enough rubber each month.   

This literal hell on Earth continued until 1908, when under severe international pressure, Leopold was forced to turn control of the Congo over to the Belgian government, which quickly ended forced labor.  However, by that time an estimated 10 million people had died of a combination of murder, starvation, exhaustion, exposure, and disease.  Happy driving.

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